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londonbeard: vigeant: londonbeard: This is my choice for vigeantumblog’s girlfriend.
For more selection click here (I promise it’s not a mail order bride website).
Do feel free to share your opinion on who he should date. Once I have a consensus, I will put a plan into action to unite the two young lovers. This plan may or may not involve stalking. Lets hope I get a job soon and become too busy to actually stalk someone. And while we are hoping for that, lets also hope Luke’s tiny girlfriend dream comes true (with as little stalking as possible). I have a dedicated group of people interested in bringing me back into the world of dating. Although it would be impossible to state whom is the most dedicated to the cause, londonbeard.tumblr.com is the most dedicated to the cause. Do you have anyone in your life that is willing to stalk ballerinas for you? Do you know anyone who looks at the population information of countries you are visiting to see if the opposite sex population suits your eye? It’s a wonderful feeling. If you need services such as this, londonbeard.tumblr.com is currently between jobs and it would be money well spent - please push all requests through me.
If it comes to it, I guess I could always update my craigslist.com personal ad?
P.S. I’m not completely sold on your above pick, please try harder or I will start using some of my other “watchers”.
A very appreciative,
Luke Vigeant. Dear Vigeantumblog, Is it the dark armpit thats throwing you off?? I will try to do better.
Yours,
Londonbeard
Londonbeard, I will say that this girl is very pretty, but this armpit seriously wierds me out. I don’t even know what it is about it… it looks somewhat shaven, but is that stubble? I’m unsure! Keep trying because Luke needs a lady-friend. But next time think “First Impression”, and remember how an armpit like this has the potential to seriously wierd someone out if it is the first thing they see. Unless you have a stubbly armpit fetish that is. In that case this picture would be a homerun… But until then; one love, be strong. -PB
Sheeesh……….you babies know nothing….Asians, both women and men, have very little body hair. I know from experience. This girl in the picture has fresh virgin armpits. That has to count for something. Be grateful she’s not from the mediteranean. Oh, Asians have much more collagen in their skin, therefore it is smooth like silk and soft as a bed of goose down. When she is 60 she will look amazing and you guys will look like a bunch of wrinkled old farts……..LSL
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